Imaginary Letters Challenge N.8

After reading a blog post by Maria Popova about the book Floating Worlds: The Letters of Edward Gorey and Peter F. Neumeyer, I thought it would be fun to create a challenge based on Edward Gorey's beautifully illustrated envelopes.

The challenge is quite simple: look at this envelope and write an imaginary letter, email, or tweet, inspired by what you see.

You can publish your text using the comment box available on this blog post.
Because this is a blog for Flash Fiction Writers, I would appreciate if you could keep your 'letter' under 1000 words. ;)
A new envelope will be published on the first day of every month until the end of 2013.